Title: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
Author: kkbeatlesfan
Characters/Pairings: Jon/”Stephen” and Jon’s parents: Donald and Marian Leibowitz, Steve Carell, Paul Dinello, Amy Sedaris, Samantha Bee, and Jason Jones. Implied Jason/Sam and Paul/Amy.
Rating: R
Warnings: language, “Stephen‘s” constant fear of Democrats, a little bit of angst.
Summary: From the ( Read more... )

Title: And Dried Up All The Rain
Rating: Soft R
Contents: Sex, particularly fail!sex
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen", Sam, others
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination ( Read more... )

Title: And He Only Reveals What He Wants You To See
Rating: R
Contents: Alpha/Beta/Omega and related consent issues, mpreg
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/Charlene, Jon/"Stephen", Jon/"Stephen"/Steve
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue ( Read more... )

Title: Concubindecision 2004
Rating: R
Characters/pairings: Sam/Jon, Jon/"Stephen", Rob Corddry/Ed Helms, Sam/Jason
Disclaimer/Warnings: See the table of contentsHaremverse backstory, starring Team TDS 2004. When Jon abruptly decides to [try to] become a kinder, gentler sex-slave owner, he'll have to do some work, and take on some personal risk, ( Read more... )

Title: Little Red State Parka With Hood And Gloves
Rating: Soft R
Contents: Person-with-animal-characteristics!kink, light voyeurism, a gun chase
Characters/pairings: Wolf!Jon/"Stephen", Willard Mittington "Romney" Romney, bird!Olivia/pie, Sarah Palin
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real ( Read more... )

Title: These Winds And Tides
Rating: R
Characters/pairings: Established Jon/"Stephen", "Stephen"/OC
Contents: Non-con, victim-self-blaming
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's ( Read more... )

Chapter 24
Chapter 25

The next chapters in my vampires-and-zombies epic are now available for your reading pleasure. Or maybe not "pleasure," since there will be character death in Chapter 25.

Title: Homecoming Queens
Rating: Soft R
Contents: Homophobia, D/s, iceplay, allusions to domestic violence
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!Stephen, Stephen's fictional family
Beta credit: politicette
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions ( Read more... )

Title: It's What Lincoln Would Have AU'd
Rating: through R
Characters/pairings: Wyatt, Jessica, Jon/"Stephen", Olivia/Kristen, correspondents and others
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the ( Read more... )

Title: Driftwood (14/?)
Pairings/Characters: Stephen/Other
Rating: R

Summary: Stephen gets something off his chest

Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of ( Read more... )